Kentucky's Favorite Son (of a Bitch)

I have wit. I have charm. I have brains. I have legs that go all the way down to the floor, my friend.

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t. stay. here.

Instead, go here and follow my new blog:

I’ve moved to a new blog. If you love me - if you’ve ever loved me - you’ll go follow it right now.

As of tonight, I’m starting a new tumblr account. It’s a fresh slate for me to post more original content. I hope you’ll follow.

How I like to enter a room.

How I like to enter a room.

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Are You talking to me during The Jackal?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence) 13) What's your religion?
pennsylvania-avenue pennsylvania-avenue Said:



8) Girls are pretty; Boys are better

13) Episcopalian 


Since like 1991

Welcome to the party.

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Constellation of 69 bees, the symbol of the Empire and the emblem of the Guerlain family of “Eaux”.

Sylvie Deschamps, Maître d’art, handcrafts “The Festive Attire”, “L’Habit de Fête”, a covering designed as an imperial coronation robe. 

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